Pat Robertson continues to dazzle all of us with his logic and foresight.
“If I heard the Lord right about 2006, the coasts of America will be lashed by storms,” Robertson said May 8th on his 700 Club. Yesterday, he added, “there well may be something as bad as a tsunami in the Pacific Northwest.”
Robertson said the revelations about this year’s weather came to him during his annual personal prayer retreat in January.
Storms on the coasts during the summer in the US? This man’s prescient. In my annual personal prayer retreat, if I heard the Lord right, it’s going to be hot in Texas this summer.
Hey, you can’t say Robertson isn’t trying to change. If you think you’re a prophet, it’s better to prophecy on the safe side.
So in that spirit, I’m going to prophecy that it will stay between 30 and 90 degrees tomorrow in Nashville. I found that out in my daily prayer retreat. Forget about that annual stuff.
Robertson proved once again that the only real use he is to anyone is as fodder for late night comedians. Leno tonight said something like “Pat, that wasn’t God you heard, you just fell asleep while watching the weather channel.”